South African man to friend: Listen to what I just found out the other day… my friend's family owned Michael Jackson's family! –NYU Guy to friend (about a Halloween party): Dude, it's a totally corporate made-up holiday, but yeah, I'll dress up as Michael Jackson. –Duane Reade, Union Square Overheard by: Traczie Professor: It's not as simple as black and white anymore. I mean, what color is Tiger Woods? What color is Barack Obama? What color is Michael Jackson? –History of American Women Class, Pace University Crazy hobo: This is the 2 Express Train! (a few minutes later) Goddammit, I been waiting two hours for the train! Now I gonna be too late for my lunch with Michael Jackson! –66th Street Subway Platform Overheard by: Seth Little kid to another: You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson! –161st St & 3rd Ave, The Bronx Overheard by: li'l squeaker