Wednesday One-Liner Often Wonder How It Started To Be Spelled That Way

Girl: ...well it stopped working 'cause it got cum in it.

--W 27th St

Chick: I'm starving. The only protein I've had all day is an accidental cum shot to the face earlier this morning.

--SoHo

Guy to friends: If y'all was to really write it down and make a... a food chain of all of who used to date who, and who's dating who now, I bet you y'all got all the same juices running up in y'all system.

--2 Train

Overheard by: Kosi

Passing guy on cell: All I'm saying is everyone should have control over where their sperm goes.

--7th Ave

Hoochie on cell : Because I manage to get very juicy.

--L Train

Drunk girl at restaurant holding a champagne bottle: Excuse me, sir, can you open this for me? I'm afraid it's going to cum everywhere.

--Kaleidoscope, E 10th St

College dude: I bet there's semen somewhere on this grass.

--Great Lawn, Central Park

Overheard by: Liz