Wednesday One-Liners Still Aren't a Tourist Attraction

(looking down at Washington Square Park's currently under-construction fountain)
Girl: Oh, is that where the World Trade Center used to be?

--Kimmel Center

Bensonhurst Italian guy on phone: I can't fuckin' wait for the Freedom Tower.

--Financial District

Suit on cell: Does anyone know where 9/11 is?

--Times Square

Overheard by: Jeffrey

Tourist: Is this the train to 9/11?

--R Train

Confused tourist (thinking he's looking at the WTC site): Will you look at that? They put a fucking graveyard in there! I mean, what the fuck?

--St. Paul's Church, Broadway & Fulton

Tourist: My favorite is my 9/11 Santa.

--Museum Shop, 53rd b/w 5th & 6th