Wednesday One-Liners in Clear Heels

Woman on cell: I may or may not have just accidentally become a sex worker.

--40th & 9th

Overheard by: McFreaky

Attractive gay man to boyfriend: If I had a better body, I would be a prostitute.

--W 4th & 6th Ave

Overheard by: rpk

Girl to friends: Just slap me! Slap me like a Thai hooker, for god's sake.

--115th & Broadway

Overheard by: columbia undergrad

Five-year-old boy: Mom, what's a gigolo?

--6 Train

Overheard by: Justine

Woman yelling into a cell: For the love of god, I'm sleeping with men for crack. Do you really think that would mess with my list of priorities?

--2nd Ave & Houston

Overheard by: Wonders what the suggestion was

20-something woman on cell: Wait--am I in the sex industry?

--NJ Transit

Overheard by: Poogins