Chick on cell: Do you prefer the superhero theme to us in only aprons, holding penis cakes? –Garden of Eden Supermarket, 107th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle White guy to white girl: Wait, you'd be proud to be supermanned by me? –D Train (at the superhero fashion exhibit, in front of Catwoman's display)
Man to little kid: Oh, and look! She has a whip. I wonder what that's for… –Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: EK Black guy on cell: Nigga, you can't be James Bond and Batman, you pick which one you are. –Smith & 9th St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ewan Walsh Girl on cell: Am I gonna need to drug you, put you in a superhero costume, and snap photos? –Halloween Adventure Store Overheard by: McF Batman to four-year-old who jumped out from behind a table: Evan, don't sneak up on me. Superheroes are wound very tight. –Birthday party, Museum of Natural History Overheard by: PG