Did You Even Read the Informational Pamphlets I Put on Your Pillows?

Pampered Tribeca child #1: Daddy! Please!
Pampered Tribeca child #2: Daddy! Please can we have Mediterranean eggplant for dinner??
Nebbishy Tribeca dad: You know I can't eat that! It's a carb!

--7th Ave

Overheard by: Briguy