Who's My Little Two-Legged Birth Control?

(toddler in stroller gleefully tosses mangoes from display on floor)
Older brother: No! Stop it! (picks up mangoes as toddler keeps pushing them off display) Stop! We're not buying those!
(mom looks the other way)
Cashier: Ma'am, your child is dropping the mangoes.
Mom: I know.
Cashier: But..
Mom: I know, my son's rude.
Cashier: But the other customers...
Mom: He does this all the time, you should come to my house and
see what he does.

--Gourmet Garage, 96th & Park Ave

Overheard by: Mark