Lady looking at another woman's Roman sandals: I don't like those Jesus-lookin' sandals! –The Village Girl: Do flats make your butt look big? –9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Matt Morgan Guy with faux-hawk: You know in Pee-wee's Big Adventure, after he loses his bike and everyone around him is riding bicycles? I feel that way with high-tops right now. –14th & 1st Overheard by: Heather (trendy, skinny, Upper West Side woman on sidewalk is staring down at her feet and looking concerned)
Preppy 30-something boyfriend: I think your toes look better in those sandals. –86th & Broadway Overheard by: Sushene Girl: My uncle is gay, like, flying-out-of-his-loafers gay. –W 67th & Broadway Overheard by: Female cop to two male cops: So he's standing there, really well dressed, nice shoes, and all of a sudden he pulls out this big, big (voice drops) boner, and says "Give me the shoes!" –Continental Ave Station, Forest Hills