Drunk guy to foreign friend: So basically everyone in the US is either Irish, Italian, or German…but there are a lot of Puerto Ricans in my neighborhood. –L Train Overheard by: bildita Rockabilly-styled hipster on cell: Just take your cheap Jewish ass back to Korea Town! –St. Mark's Place Tourist: There are so many Chinese in this city and they all speak fucking Spanish! It blows my mind! –125th & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK Girl on cell: So I may be a Siamese twin… –57th & 10th Overheard by: evil em Woman exiting a Subway restaurant: I feel like I just ate a Mexican immigrant. –56th & 10th Ave Overheard by: A Mexican