Tonight's Lifetime Movie: Dakota-- Portrait of a Serial Killer

Nine-year-old girl: Mom, that kitten is so cute! Can we get a kitten?
Mother: Honey, I know it's cute, but we have to take care of the two cats we already have.
Nine-year-old girl: No, I know. I mean when they die.

--Veterinarian Waiting Room, Upper East Side

Overheard by: Ben A