Male kickballer: You know, I always like waking up with two testicles! –Queensboro Oval, 59th & York Overheard by: Me too Bag lady outside of a shelter to another: Men think all they got to do is show us their dick and balls and we gonna be mesmerized. –30th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Beef Cheeks Gay guy: Yeah, I stopped watching that game after he started dressing up like a woman and kicking photographers in the balls. –Park Ave & 20th St Overheard by: fey High school girl wrapping arms around other girl's shoulders: Suck my balls. –60th b/w Broadway & Columbus Overheard by: Krisztina