Man in floor-length green dress to passersby: How do you know if you're having a baby? It's by the way you lift your legs! –8th & 34th Guy to girlfriend: Just make sure you tell me if you're on antibiotics. I already got like three babies that way. –Battery Park Overheard by: It's how I got mine Large black man: She was poppin' those babies out like an Easy-Bake Oven! –Coney Island Broadwalk Hobo woman yelling at random pregnant woman: I told you be careful with that belly! That baby's gonna die! It gonna die! –Broadway & Liberty Overheard by: CG Man talking animatedly on cell: Yeah! Don't be surprised if the baby comes out with a hairy red ass! –Spring Street, SoHo Middle aged woman: Your baby wouldn't stop crying, so I put my tit in his mouth. –W 12th & W 4th Overheard by: michael diamond