20-something woman: Why do I have a phone number for "Shrek" in my phone? –1 Train Overheard by: Poogins Older, bald man on phone: Mom! I told you, you don't have to call me everyday. Just call me once a month…to see if I'm alive! –Times Square 40-something suit on cell: You know what would be fine, mom? If you just stopped calling. That'd be fine! Just fine! Of course I want to hear from you, but just stop calling. It's over. Over. Don't call no more. –Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Oedipus Crazy lady on cell (at the top of her lungs): Yo, douchebag! Where are my fucking children? I want to see my children. You owe my $10,000 in child support. And you know what? They're not even your kids! Ha! Oh, and my phone's dead. –AirTrain White girl on phone: Well, on the phone he doesn't even sound black. So just introduce him to your parents over the phone… –28th & Broadway Overheard by: Vanessa Lunching lady: She's 718, acts like she's 212…but really, she's so 516! –4 Train Overheard by: JC