Drunk dude getting restrained: No, you don't understand. I could murder anyone! Not like my family. My family's all pussies… They're all Ricky Martin! –Outside Nightcaps, Midwood Dreadlocked lesbian: I can feel in my heart of hearts that you'll be okay, baby. You didn't kill anybody, you paid a guy to kill somebody. –Lesbian Bar, Park Slope Overheard by: gvw Elderly Eastern European woman to elderly man: A dyke can kill three thousand woman! Most killer in de' world! –Bedford Avenue & N 10th St, Williamsburg Overheard by: Ken Thompson Little boy exiting bathroom: You're not the only one alive here! –Regal Cinemas, Union Square Overheard by: MeiLi Girl to friend: If I died, and you heard about it–please burn me. –Astoria, 21st St Professional woman to another: Well, because I know that you are opposed to genocide and everything… –Union Square Three-year-old black girl stabbing at her SpaghettiO's: Die cracker die! –Day Care Center, Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn