If We Never See Another Negro Pizza Fund Wednesday One-Liner Again, It'll Be Too Soon

Hobo: Can you spare a donation to the united negro pizza fund?

--120th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Mikey T

Hobo: Would you like to make a donation to the united negro pastrami fund?

--21st & Park Ave

Overheard by: Lawrence C

Hobo: Hello ladies, would you like to donate to the united negro pastrami sandwich fund?

--Broadway, SoHo

Bum on street: Please give to the united negro pizza fund.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Squid

Hobo: Contribute to the united negro pastrami sandwich fund!

--Prince & Wooster

Black hobo to tourists: Would you like to donate to the united negro pastrami fund?

--Bleecker & Leroy

Overheard by: Lynn

Hobo: Please give to to the united negro pizza fund. A pepperoni is a terrible thing to waste. (30 minutes later) What's the best nation? A do-nation!

--Outside Buddha Bar