Conductor: This is the train from Grand Central to North White Plains. Next stop is Botanic Gardens. We do not go to Canada. Next stop is Botanic Gardens. –Metro-North Train Guy with heavy Brooklyn accent: I don't want to go to a place like Canada if I don't know where it is! –Avenue of the Americas Overheard by: Mike 20-something preppy boy (yelling into his phone): It's not racist to hate Canadians! Canadians are not a race! –8th St & 6th Ave Man on cell: What? He jumped off a bridge? You have to be Canadian to jump off a bridge! –Times Square Tourist: Man, I'm way too Canadian for this escalator. –Grand Central Station Overheard by: escal-eh?-tor