Why They're Not Allowed to Play Real Baseball Anymore

(during a game of wiffleball)
Guy #1: Dammit, Scott hit the fucking ball!
Guy #2: Shut up, Dave! Why are you so fucking fat?!
Guy #1: I'm fat? Well, why do you still have an incurable shitting disease?
Guy #2: Because it's incurable...dick!

--Tillary St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Dan Fuckin' Murphy