Why John Bought a Laser Pointer

(attractive girls are sitting to the right)
Guy #1: Yo, look at 3 o'clock.
Guy #2: Nah, dude what are you taking about... It is 1:30.
Guy #1: I mean the 3 o'clock direction!
Guy #2: Oh!... Wait, the hour hand or the minute hand?

--Baruch College, 25th St

Overheard by: Richard Parker