Suit on cell: I just don't know what my problem is. I keep getting fucked in the ass, and I just can't figure out why! –54th b/w Madison & 5th Overheard by: Pedro Gay guy to boyfriend (angrily): Well, fine–you can fuck your own ass then. –W Train Overheard by: Bethany Female suit on cell: That's the last time I tell him he can put it anywhere…I haven't been able to sit right all day. –54th & 5th Overheard by: GP Hipster girl to friend: These short-haired girls are starting to piss me off. The only reason why they get all the artsy guys is 'cause they look like fellow fags and aren't prissy about taking it up the butt. –6 Train Overheard by: lauren Girl on cell: He wanted to do it in the butt… No, his butt. –37th & 7th Serious woman to friends: Yeah, my students are telling me that the newest thing is butt sex. –116th & Broadway