Guy on cell: Come on, one third of Americans don't pay their taxes. I want to be one of them. –7th Ave & Garfield, Brooklyn Guy on cell: Does he know where he is? This is America–this is America. They makin' ice cream every second! I don't know what he's complainin' about, they got chains makin' food 24 hours a day…they even makin' milk on Christmas! –NJ Transit Overheard by: Tess Obnoxious black guy to another: I was watchin' a special on tv last night talkin' about how gays can't be in the war! When they find out the whole America is gay, we're screwed! –45th & 9th Construction worker to another: Hell, I could break down George Bush in a debate. And I'm a fuckin' plumber! (pause) I hate my damn nation… –Dunkin' Donuts, Astoria, Queens Conductor: This is the r local to Continental… Forest Hills… Queens… USA! –R Train Overheard by: Mugsy's Moll