I May Have Overlooked the Free Beating I'm About to Administer

7-year old looking at toy ad: I want this and this...
Dad: Do you have money to buy them? Because I am not going to, and nothing in life is free.
7-year old: What about those papers you take every morning from that man? You don't pay him.
(dad goes quiet)

--5 Train

Overheard by: Guy