Russian woman to fat guy (after he yelled at her): Escooz me, cood you please poot your ass out of ze vindow so I can seet? (fat guy remains seated) –B1 Bus Overheard by: Robert Gay: Your ass looks great! Have you started bottoming? –Christopher St Pier Young kid: 14th Street, like her ass on my face. –Union Square Subway Station Overheard by: Pza 20-something gay suit: My butt always causes friction. –Elevator, Midtown Building Sorority hungover girl talking about birth: I came out ass first, isn't that typical? –Denny's Guy to chick: We will use your ass as a presentational ass. –Weight Room, Coles Gym Overheard by: Ladle Teen girl to friend: I feel like my butt just came off. You ever feel like that? –Grand Central Station Overheard by: Alison