Punk rocker to ghetto chick: Say…you ever been fucked by a smelly guy in a banana suit? –J Train Overheard by: Markthrone Loud, laughing redhead on cell: Ha ha! I'll plant another pear tree, and that will be Tricia! –W 57th St Overheard by: Susan Volchok Brosef to girls (oddly aggressively): Which do you like more, bananas or oranges? Say it! –14th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Rooting for bananas Guy on cell: Did you order the poster of the banana? –Central Park Overheard by: urbanadventurer Overachiever mom to 5-year-old girl: No, I'm not saying that you have to have a piece of fruit. I'm saying that when we get there, you'll get to choose. It'll be your choice. You can choose fruit or you can choose a granola bar. (pause) Of course, fruit is the healthier choice. –7th Ave & 26th St Overheard by: Rich Mintz Heavily tattooed man: So we started playing this game. We shoved grapes up her ass, and she had to drop them in a martini glass. –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Housey