College girl: So, I'm thinking of going to France and/or, like, Europe. –Penn Station Confused tourist with map: Where's Chicago? Oh, right…that's here in New York City, right? –Times Square Guy with map in Tribeca (pointing ahead to the south): Okay, so Central Park should be this way… –Tribeca Wide-eyed tourist: Oh my god, we're in Central Park! Can you believe it? –Riverside Park 30-something zoo patron to zoo employee: I thought Madagascar was just the name of a character in that movie. –Madagascar Exhibit, Bronx Zoo