Woman on phone: I am being nice, but I'm not going to describe to you in great detail what a bug looks like! –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: R&L Man in zoot suit: When I talk, I don't want you bitches saying nothing! I only wanna hear the cockroaches fornicating on the walls! –F Train Overheard by: Reagan Hipster: It was like watching a praying mantis have a seizure. –16th & 8th Wasted girl on sidewalk: No, I am so upset, I am so upset, I lost the back of my phone and there is a bug, a bug! –11th & Broadway Old lady: She looks pretty much like a roach. –Central Park Overheard by: Adam Nathan