Wait! -- Let Me Put on My L.L. Bean Jacket and Try That Again

Wannabe rap superstar: Yo, wanna buy this CD?
Middle aged white guy: What are the beats like?
Wannabe rap superstar: (silence)
Middle aged white guy: Are they like (starts beat-boxing)?
Wannabe rap superstar: No. (leaves)

--96th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: sure they weren't