Wednesday One-Liners Taste the Rainbow

Teen hipster on cell: You know, light pink is the navy blue of India. It's true! Don't ask me how I know this but I do.

--6th & 51st

Overheard by: simon

Flamboyant nasal-voiced man on cell: I'm feeling blue...like, royal blue...a little lighter...no, not baby blue...like, American flag blue...like...yeah.

--Jamaica LIRR Station

Aussie on cell: There were all these dudes wearing pink shirts...and they weren't even gay!

--55th & 8th Ave

Overheard by: wearing a pink shirt and gay

Girl to friend: So he made carrot salad and I said "Your poop is gonna be orange!"

--The Frying Pan, Chelsea

Latina: Well, she said "It wasn't white! It was yellow!" So I was like, "Well, was it at least shaped like a penis?"

--4th Ave & 40th, Brooklyn