Teen hipster on cell: You know, light pink is the navy blue of India. It's true! Don't ask me how I know this but I do. –6th & 51st Overheard by: simon Flamboyant nasal-voiced man on cell: I'm feeling blue…like, royal blue…a little lighter…no, not baby blue…like, American flag blue…like…yeah. –Jamaica LIRR Station Aussie on cell: There were all these dudes wearing pink shirts…and they weren't even gay! –55th & 8th Ave Overheard by: wearing a pink shirt and gay Girl to friend: So he made carrot salad and I said "Your poop is gonna be orange!" –The Frying Pan, Chelsea Latina: Well, she said "It wasn't white! It was yellow!" So I was like, "Well, was it at least shaped like a penis?" –4th Ave & 40th, Brooklyn