Old lady crossing the street waiting for cars to pass: C'mon people, shake a leg. (cars pass) Thank you very much. –80th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Peg Woman leading tour group across 8th Ave: Okay people, walk quickly and walk with purpose. When the red hand stops the light changes and you will be hit by a car. –54th & 8th Overheard by: James Female tourist to her friend: Why is everyone crossing the street when the light is red? –Times Square Girl Scout in uniform: No, it's okay. You can jaywalk here! –34th & 7th Ave Overheard by: Marie Woman running into middle of road waving arms: Stop, stop, I don't want to get hit. Stoppppp! (cars slow down or slam on brakes) Hahahaha…just kidding. –Union Turnpike & Utopia Parkway, Queens (cab turns in front of guy crossing) Guy: Hey, I'm walking here! (turns to his friend) I always wanted to say that. –42nd St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Alex