Man on phone: Well, I got a shirt but it wasn't quite what I was looking for, so I'm gonna go to Whole Foods and get some breadsticks. –Astor Place Older, bespectacled white male at table with wife: Motherfuckin' tube socks… –Jazz Standard, 27th & Park Overheard by: V 6'6" man (earnestly): Honestly, if I were Hillary, I would never wear a pantsuit! You know what I mean? –Bellevue Hospital Overheard by: Ingwall Cracker: I hate fighting rastas. Man, I really do. It's those hats…you never know what they're hiding in those fuckin' hats! –Marcy & Broadway Man: Do you realize you just offended a man carrying an organic tote bag? –6 Train Overheard by: wb Barfly to bartender: Is that your belt or a wrinkle in the fabric of time? –Thirsty Scholar, 2nd Ave & 10th St Overheard by: Jas