Tall 30-something: With my corporate job, I couldn't afford a studio at $1,850 per month, so then I became a dominatrix. But after a while, it takes over your life. You end up thinking "Well, I don't have anyone to beat up today, I'll just online shop." So I had to stop." –54th St & 10th Ave, in Line for The Daily Show Man on phone: Oh…but I thought you said to leave $500 for you to pick up. (pause) I'm sorry mistress…I'm sorry mistress. –Broome b/w Mercer & Greene Guy on cell in line for NJ transit bus: Call me daddy. Call me daddy! Now slap that ass. I can't hear that, slap that ass harder! Yeah, that's what I like. –Port Authority Overheard by: Eric Woman on cell: I'm going to spank you. Can I do that? –Barnes & Noble Overheard by: shelallie Enthusiastic guy to friends: I probably could've whipped better today. –Midtown Overheard by: Eric Six-year-old girl to little boys wrestling: Guys, why don't you to it to me? …cuz I don't care. My stomach hurts already. Guys, why don't you push me down? Because I like it! –Central Park Overheard by: nosey nafia

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