It's Like She Doesn't Think It's Our Business!

Waitress with thick accent: Jennifer Lopez, she pregnant again?
Hostess with equally thick accent: Yes, think so.
Waitress: She never tell anyone!
Hostess: I know, she keeps secret.
Waitress: She go on the talk show. They ask her all the questions. "Are you going to have a baby?" All she do is laugh. She just laugh! She never says anything! She never answers!

--Lindy's Resteraunt

Overheard by: Chloefron