That Explains All Those Cuts on My Penis!

Dude #1: Oh, The Spiderwick Chronicles is out!
Dude #2 (in awe): Dude, did you see that?
Dude #1: Yeah, it was amazing!
Dude #2: Yeah? How were the graphics?
Dude #1: Dude--amazing!
Dude #2: Dude--you have braces!
Dude #1: Yeah, dude, I told you. God!

--Blockbuster

Overheard by: brianfair

Headline by: mike

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