Haggard-looking middle-aged woman: Hi, yes, I need a refill. I need my Xanax. (short pause) My life is hell. –CVS Pharmacy, 42nd & 10th Ave Suit on cell: No mom, I'm not going to just start popping antidepressants without seeing a professional first! Why would you even say that?! –Columbus Circle Overheard by: I'd have prescribed some ritalin for him MTA conductor over loudspeaker: Hey Bobby! Lay off the steroids, they're making your voice sound funny! –MTA Harlem Line Train Overheard by: Nina Loud suit on cell: Hello? Yes, hi, I'd like to order a Viagra pill. Only one, sir. No, no, just one. Sir, I want only one pill of Viagra, can you do that for me? Can I pick it up tomorrow? Great, thank you. I look forward to seeing you. Take care now, bye bye. –44th St & 3rd Ave 20-something girl: Whenever I have a bad day, I think "How did Hillary Clinton feel?" and then I don't feel so bad. I mean they must have put her on sedatives to make it through that. –C Train Cute girl on cell: Well, tell her if she takes all those pills I'm going to kill her! –Columbia University Overheard by: arctinus