Homeless man, watching cute little mouse: That mouse is aggressive! It'll attack you if provoked. –Central Park Concerned Long Island tween, pointing at a rat in the tracks: Oh my god, how did a squirrel get in here? Seriously, we should help it. –W 4th St Station Father to daughters, with head cocked up listening to dark void in the platform: Hear that, girls? The rats are playing. –96th & Broadway Subway Platform Overheard by: sueinthecity Random blond chick: I don't wanna be the fricking mouse. –Asian Restaurant, Chinatown Dude: I was raised with rodents. –Hunter College Eight-year-old Italian kid to another: Hey, you know that bracelet you got at the feast? The next day I saw a mouse with it around his neck, swear to god! –Lorimer & Maujer, Williamsburg Overheard by: Natalya Petrovna