Moral Of the Story: When in Doubt, Guess "George"

Stoner #1: Okay, so George Bush is our President, right?
Stoner #2: Yeah.
Stoner #1: If the Vice President dies, who's the President?
Stoner #2: Umm... George Washington.
(hysterical laughter)
Stoner #3: You bringing back niggas from the dead and shit.
Stoner #1: You just like my dad, we asked him who was the first President, he was like (imitates Asian accent) Oh, oh...okay, I know this, I know this... George Lincoln.

--Internet Cafe, Mott St.

Overheard by: Hugh