Duane Reade Employees, on the Other Hand, Totally Raid Our Panty Drawers

Female customer: Does my ShopRite card work here?
Bored cashier: No, this is a Gristedes.
Customer: Well, I was just curious about their relationship.
Bored cashier: Like any good relationship, it's all about boundaries.

--Gristedes

Overheard by: bemused