Girl playing extreme edition of Would You Rather:Okay: would you rather Joe with a 75% chance of a non-treatable STD or Luke with a 12% chance of pregnancy? –R Train Asian girl during Rent intermission: Oh wait, so they all have AIDS? Is that why they're all taking pills all the time? I didn't understand that. But you can't die from AIDS, right? I mean, if you like lived in a bubble forever, you would never die from it, right? –Nederlander Theater Man, emphatically: Look, you don't even have to worry about HIV, just take 200 milligrams of Vitamin C. –89th & Broadway Hipster girl: Me and my STDs are like Angelina Jolie's kids… Gotta get one from every country! –Broome St Overheard by: Kate Hipster to friend: Thank god AIDS wasn't in Africa yet when I was there, I wouldn't have fucked anybody. –Classroom, NYU Young woman on cell: Yeah, I know. (pause) So you don't mind if I have herpes, right? –71st Rd & Queens Blvd, Forest Hills, Queens Overheard by: Tara