Skater kid: Where's my tongue? –Central Park Overheard by: Toast Guy on bus (shouting from the back of the bus): Driver, you know this bus is not gentle on those who have testicles. I mean there's all these bumps and everything's jumping around. –B12 Bus Butch lesbian yelling into phone: How do you think I found out my thyroid wasn't working? –M14D Bus Old guy to pretty girl: You have some nice legs. You should be doing stocking commercials. Anyone ever tell you that? (now to himself) Oh, the woes of racism have plagued us from Egyptian times! –R Train Stock floor guy on cell: Every time we think this thing is coming to a head, there's another head…how many heads does this thing have? –Wall St & Broadway Overheard by: Michael Woman on cell: The best place for your thighs is around my neck. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. Yes it is. –58th & Columbus Circle