Girl on cell: No, mom, I'm not going to flag submissive at a fucking porn convention, pardon my French. –170th St & Audubon Ave Blonde to male companion getting off train: Good luck beating those kiddie porn charges! –N Train Overheard by: Marin M. Straight-laced businessman on phone: It's because you won't stop downloading all that porn! If you quit, the popups won't come back. –Ditmars & 37th, Astoria Guy: They confuse me for a porn star; no, they don't confuse me with a porn star, they just think I'm a porn star because of my name! –NYU Tall thin statuesque black girl looking intently into white guy's eyes: Do you want an open relationship or just want to do porn? –Midtown Overheard by: toughchoice