White guy to black girlfriend: God, I'm so racist. –Canal St & Elizabeth St Big black lady: So, have they fired that African guy yet? (laughs hysterically) Nah, you right. Mexicans won't do that shit no more! –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: NewHaircut White woman to black woman: So, tell me about your people. Do you know where they come from? –Whitehall St & South St Overheard by: Jon A. White girl walking in Harlem: Dang, even the squirrels are black here! –125th & Amsterdam Tween: Mom, what's Negro Day? –Neil Simon Theatre Little blond girl to black mother: You mean we're black? –Hudson & Barrow Overheard by: Emily