It's True: Whores and Strippers Have Entirely Different Skill Sets.

Guy: Why would I want to watch you strip?
Girl: Why not?!
Guy: Because you're a fucking whore!

--37th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Danielle

Headline by: Russ

Runners-Up:
· "And There Isn't an ATM Around Here." - Jesse
· "I Prefer to Get My Lap-Dances From Nuns" - PeterG
· "Not One Of Those Stripping Whores!" - the grene kni3t
· "Not Wanting to See Tits Is One Of the Early Warning Signs Of Being Fabulous" - Drew
· "Whore Becoming a Stripper, Synonymous With Actor Becoming a Singer" - erwilson


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