Serious hipster girl: There is a nine-out-of-ten percent chance she won't call, but there is a one percent chance she will. –L Train Overheard by: Kansas Grad student: You slept with him? This is not a good data-point. –Fayerweather Hall, Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Serious 20-something: You know pi? Like 3.14? You could shave the symbol into your pubes and you'd have hair pi. –Coffe Bar Lounge Student: Math chicks aren't the most glorious specimens of femininity. –Shake Shack Overheard by: Mary Elizabeth Young man to friend: If you add it up, it's a lot of money. But when you do the math, it's not really that much money. –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Overheard by: Joy Older cousin to younger cousin: How are you going to be rich if you don't like math? Rich people are good at math. They have to count their money. –Stuyvesant Square Overheard by: Peanut Girl complaining to math teacher: No, you don't understand. I can't multiply past six. –Marymount Manhattan College Overheard by: Austin G.