White guy to friend: Do they eat Thai hookers? I'd eat a Thai hooker. –47th & Lexington 30-something pudgy guy: So this girl was eyeing me the whole night, and it turns out she was a prostitute! And I was like, "Man! I thought she really liked me!" –Bleecker St & 6th Ave Girl in tight purple dress and too much makeup, shouting to friend: I am not a prostitute. I'm a ho! –Phone Booth, Coney Island Overheard by: not going there Mom to son: I'm not a two-dollar hooker! More like a…hundred thousand dollar one. –Park Ave Elderly man to another: You just can't run a country like a whorehouse. –12th St & Ave A Girl on cell: You stole my secret prostitute name! –7th Ave & LeRoy St