Woman on cell: Shut up! Shut up! I'm going to punch you in the face! I love you. –A Bus Spanish chick: Two things can't happen tonight. One, I can't get in a fight tonight. Two, I can't see nobody I don't like. –5th Ave & 11th St, Park Slope Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson Homeless, burnt-out surfer lady: Then I looked up, and this cunt is about to hit me like a man! –139th & Broadway Overheard by: Jesse Cromer Guy to girl: The next time your parents chuckle at my misfortunes, I'm gonna kick 'em in the nuts. I'm gonna kill 'em! –20th St & 5th Ave, Brooklyn Jamaican conductor over PA: Don't move between cars while the train is in motion. I don't want to have to knock you the fuck out. –1 Train Overheard by: Got Knocked Out