Guy, getting his hair cut: So I spent $150 more than I would have if I got the Wii in the store, 'cause my wife said, "If I don't get Guitar Hero, I will divorce you." –SoHo Dork: Don't call it a Gameboy…you're downgrading my PSP. –The Village Small Asian kid, pounding the computer mouse in frustration: Where the hell is Carmen Sandiego?! –Chinese School 40-year-old guy with ten-year-old kid, to GameStop employee: Excuse me, I'm thinking of buying GTA for my son. Is there a way to turn off the profanity? –GameStop, Park Ave Overheard by: Jake C. Angry guy to girlfriend: Look, I get the whole not wanting to have public sex thing, but I don't know if I can be with someone who won't play Wii. –43rd & Madison