Excellent Strategy-- Refuse to Acknowledge Mockery

Male barista: Do you have any Tylenol?
Male cashier: No, sorry dude. I left my purse at home.
Male barista: Oh, so you probably left your Motrin in there too...you know, for your cramps.
Male cashier: No, dude, not Motrin. That's Midol.

--Starbucks

Overheard by: a med student