Hipster: Everyone I know is either married, divorced, gay or crazy. –37th St, Astoria Overheard by: Matthias Sundberg Karaoke panhandler singing Gnarls Barkley: "Does that make me craaaaazy? Maybe I'm craaaaaazy!" It's Memorial Day and I'm sitting here singing to people I never met before in my life. Mmmmmm…craaaazy! –Times Square Subway Station Black woman to janitor companion: I am so glad I live in the ghetto. These motherfuckers down here are crazy! (companion nods) And I live in the ghe-tto, 2 train ghetto. –22nd St & 5th Ave Hobo, watching man and woman having sex against a statue: I think I'm going to have to move to Europe or something. This place is getting too crazy. –Madison Square Park Overheard by: Westsider 30-something guy on cell: Well, that's what my crazy sister said about my more crazy sister. –Broadway & 114th St Overheard by: mary e. Little boy in abandoned shopping cart: I've gotta get off this crazy train! –Target, Atlantic Ave