Blonde to other: Don't worry, within like an hour you'll have Jameson running through your system. –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Girl on cell: I'm kind of hungover–I think that gin and tonic was a bad idea. I was already drunk, I don't know why I felt the need to have one… And then I went home and made scrambled eggs, and then I wrote a long email to Jen* about how good they were and then I read it this morning and I was like "I am such an idiot!" –Broadway & Great Jones Overheard by: Lillian Sorority girl on cell: Well, I'm going to have some champagne, but it's not like I'm knocking back shots with the guys. (pause) Yeah, I know, I know, I'll be careful. (pause) Don't worry, mom, I've done worse drugs than drink before! (long pause) I don't want to talk about it. (long long pause) So…I'm going to go horseback riding! –Broadway & 34th St, Astoria Overheard by: Horsies Are Pretty Bartender: Ladies and gentlemen! Don't run away from or by the bar! You have an hour to walk to your seats. Again, please do not run from the bar, run to it! —Wicked, Broadway Girl to friend: I only get tipsy enough to go into the Virgin Megastore… –2nd Ave & 10th St Overheard by: Jonathan Man to friend, about AA: Y'know, if I could drink like normal people, I'd get drunk every night. –Central Park Overheard by: John Tidyman Girl to friend: When I told you to seize the moment I didn't know you were drunk! –Times Square Overheard by: Rebecca