Hobo, walking quickly around a lady: You cannot fuck with a power walker! –60th & 6th Hobo on corner: Yo man, can I borrow like a hundred dollars plus tax? –Outside Gray's Papaya Panhandling teenager: I'm like Obama. I want change! –Union Square Overheard by: Canadian Girl Hobo to self: I don't have anything against people with homes. Why, some of my very best friends have homes! –E 35th & 6th Ave Hobo to cops talking him away: Nah, man. I wasn't peeing on no stairs. What you don't understand is that I don't pee for anyone else, I pee for myself. –145th Street Subway Station Overheard by: Ben B.